蛋卷鞋

In Xiamen I went to this shop:

For those of you who don't know Chinese, it means 'egg roll shoe'.

I bought a pair!

What do you think? Cool? I seriously hate how fat my feet are and look -.- plus the popping veins don't help haha...

It even comes in a wicked pouch:

An excuse to wear super high heels? With the egg roll shoes I now have backup shoes I can easily carry around! hahahaha